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Air Canada. That's A Good Name For A Canadian Airline.

I Get Sick Of That Old Rationalization, "we're Staying Together Because Of The Children." Kids Couldn't Be More Miserable Living With Parents Who Can't Stand Each Other. They're Far Better Off If There's An Honest, Clean Divorce.

People Will Pay More To Be Entertained Than Educated.

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

According To Statistics, It's A Lot Easier To Get Hit By Lightning Than To Win A Lotto Jackpot. The Good Side: You Don't Hear From Your Relatives.