Happiness Is Having A Rare

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

Thanksgiving Is An Emotional Holiday. People Travel Thousands Of Miles To Be With People They Only See Once A Year. And Then Discover Once A Year Is Way Too Often.

It's Silly To Have As One's Sole Object In Life Just Making Money, Accumulating Wealth. I Work Because I Enjoy What I'm Doing, And The Fact That I Make Money At It - Big Money - Is A Fine-and-dandy Side Fact. Money Gives Me Just One Big Thing That's Really Important, And That's The Freedom Of Not Having To Worry About Money. I'm Concerned About Values - Moral, Ethical, Human Values - My Own, Other People's, The Country's, The World's Values. Having Money Now Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.

People Will Pay More To Be Entertained Than Educated.

Happiness Is Being Stuck In An Elevator And Discovering The Ravishing Blonde With You Is A Liquor Salesman With A Case Of Samples.