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[statistics] The Science That Can Prove Everything Except The Usefulness Of Statistics.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.