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A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.