Love Means Never Having To

I Must Confess That I've Never Trusted The Web. I've Always Seen It As A Coward's Tool. Where Does It Live? How Do You Hold It Personally Responsible? Can You Put A Distributed Network Of Fiber-optic Cable "on Notice"? And Is It Male Or Female? In Other Words, Can I Challenge It To A Fight?

As We All Know, Reality Has A Liberal Bias.

Status Is Always Ripe For Satire, Status Is Always Good For Comedy.

I'm More American Than Apple Pie. I'm Like Apple Pie, With A Hot Dog In It.

I'm Not Going To Name Any Names, But Let's Just Say, I Want To Do Jokes On Donald Trump So Badly, And I Have No Venue. So Right Now, I'm Just Dry Trumping.