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I Can't Be Gay! I'm A Happily Married Conservative, Just Like Ted Haggard And Larry Craig.

This Is America. I Don't Want A Tomato Picked By A Mexican. I Want It Picked By An American, Then Sliced By A Guatemalan And Served By A Venezuelan In A Spa Where A Chilean Gives Me A Brazilian.

I'm A Junkie For Exhaustion, And I'm A Junkie For Setting Up My Expectations Too High And Then Trying To Meet Them.

Destroying A Religious Symbol And Building A Religious Center Are Really The Same Thing If You Don't Think About It.

There's Nothing American Tourists Like More Than The Things They Can Get At Home.