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Lot Of People Wondering If John Kerry Supports Gay Marriages. Here's A Hint ... He Gets $1,000 Haircuts.

A Telephone Survey Says That 51 Percent Of College Students Drink Until They Pass Out At Least Once A Month. The Other 49 Percent Didn't Answer The Phone.

I Don't Do Well Around The Angry, Bitter And Emotionally Fragile Among Us, Which May Eliminate 70% Of The Population.

President Bush Announced A Billion Dollar Mission To The Moon And Mars. He Came Up With A Snappy New Slogan - To Drill Where No Man Has Drilled Before.

I Think Mankind Is Overly Sensitive, Very Needy, Greedy, And Flawed.