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While There's No 'i' In Team, There's Also No 'you', Okay? So Back Off.

President Bush Is Not Fazed By Other Candidates' War Records. He Said, I May Have Not Fought In Vietnam, But I Created One.

President Bush Is Trying To Put A Positive Spin On The Latest Bad Economic Numbers. Today He Declared Victory In The 'war On Jobs.'

Clinton Said He Feels Safe In Harlem. It's The Only Place In The State Hillary Is Scared To Look For Him After Dark.

President Bush Spent Last Night Calling World Leaders To Support The War With Iraq And It Is Sad When The Most Powerful Man On Earth Is Yelling, 'i Know You're There, Pick Up, Pick Up.