Los Angeles Is The Home

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

I'd Rather Be A Could-be If I Cannot Be An Are; Because A Could-be Is A Maybe Who Is Reaching For A Star. I'd Rather Be A Has-been Than A Might-have-been, By Far; For A Might Have-been Has Never Been, But A Has Was Once An Are.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.