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You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

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You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.