Listen Once In A While.

I've Had An Unhappy Life, Thank God.

The Old Notion That Brevity Is The Essence Of Wit Has Succumbed To The Modern Idea That Tedium Is The Essence Of Quality.

The Goal Of All Inanimate Objects Is To Resist Man And Ultimately Defeat Him.

The Charm Of Television Entertainment Is Its Ability To Bridge The Chasm Between Dinner And Bedtime Without Mental Distraction.

Live By Publicity, You'll Probably Die By Publicity.