The Charm Of Television Entertainment

The Goal Of All Inanimate Objects Is To Resist Man And Ultimately Defeat Him.

It Takes Great Self-confidence To Write A Newspaper Column. Some Might Say It Takes Arrogance. Be That As It May, My Willingness To Pronounce On A Great Many Matters Of Which I Have Little Or No Knowledge Is One Of My Prime Qualifications For This Trade.

People Seem To Enjoy Things More When They Know A Lot Of Other People Have Been Left Out Of The Pleasure.

Watergate Left Washington A City Ravaged By Honesty.

Like All Young Reporters - Brilliant Or Hopelessly Incompetent - I Dreamed Of The Glamorous Life Of The Foreign Correspondent: Prowling Vienna In A Burberry Trench Coat, Speaking A Dozen Languages To Dangerous Women, Narrowly Escaping Sardinian Bandits - The Usual Stuff That Newspaper Dreams Are Made Of.