The Old Notion That Brevity

Journalist: A Person With Nothing On His Mind And The Power To Express It.

Americans Like Fat Books And Thin Women.

There Was Scarcely A Woman Alive, It Seemed, Who Could Resist The Urge To Haul Men Down Onto Beds, Car Seats, Kitchen Floors, Dining-room Tables, Park Grass, Parlor Sofas, Or Packing Crates, Entwine Warm Thighs Around Them, And Pant In Ecstasy.

Every Day And In Every Way, Baseball Gets Fancier. A Few More Years And They'll Be Playing On Oriental Rugs.

There Are No Liberals Behind Steering Wheels.