I've Upped My Standards. Now,

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not Realizing That There Was A Heck Of A Lot More To It Than Meets The Eye.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.