I've Upped My Standards. Now,

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

If Elected, I Will Win.