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Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls And You Get Poked By People You Don't Know

I'd Love To Become Like Bill Murray, Who Was So Funny On 'saturday Night Live' And Has Gone On To Do Some Of The Landmark Comedies People Like. And Then To Add This Whole Other Phase To His Career With 'lost In Translation' And 'rushmore.' I Always Felt To Be Able To Have Something Similar To That Would Be Great.

Handling A Painful Situation In A Comedic Way Is Truly The Funniest. That Is Extremely Real To Me And Not Kind Of Clownish. There Is A Thin Line Though; You Can't Overdo It.