Facebook Is Like Jail, You

Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old, Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.

I Was Never A Class Clown Or Anything Like That, But I Do Remember Being In The First Grade And My Teacher, Mr. Chad, Told The Class One Day That We Were Going To Do Some Exercises. He Meant Math Exercises, But I Stood Up And Started Doing Jumping Jacks. To This Day, I Don't Know What Possessed Me To Do That, But All My Friends Cracked Up.

As You Set Off Into The World, Don't Be Afraid To Question Your Leaders. But Don't Ask Too Many Questions At One Time Or That Are Too Hard Because Your Leaders Get Tired And/or Cranky.

Oftentimes, Even As A Little Kid, I Would Get Up Before Anyone Else. My Brother Would Still Be Sleeping, My Mom Would Still Be Sleeping, So I Would Literally Play 'monopoly' By Myself. I Would Play Board Games; I Would Do Things By Myself.

It Would Be Great To Be Able To Follow In The Footsteps Of Bill Murray. I Really Respect His Ability As A Comedian, Obviously, But Even More So As An Actor.