Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For

A Lot Of The Times You Read Something And You Don't Realize That You Are Going To Have To Do The Things That You Read.

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?

I Think My New Iphone 5s Is Broken. I Pressed The Home Button And I'm Still At Work

I'm A Panicked Karaoke Participant Because I Am Always Searching For A Song In The Moment. I Don't Have My Go To Song. I Will Be Driving Along And I Will Be Like, "that Should Be My Karaoke Song!" And Then I Forget What Song It Is.

Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.