I Want To Thank Jesus,

Handling A Painful Situation In A Comedic Way Is Truly The Funniest. That Is Extremely Real To Me And Not Kind Of Clownish. There Is A Thin Line Though; You Can't Overdo It.

I Think 'snl' Was Such A Unique Thing Because It Was Material You Created And You're Very Comfortable With It, Even Though The Setting Was Pressure-packed.

I’m Just A Big, Hairy, American Winning Machine!

James Caan Told Me At The End Of Filming 'elf' That He Had Been Waiting Through The Whole Film For Me To Be Funny - And I Never Was.

It's The Fastest Who Get Paid And It's The Fastest Who Get Laid.