I've Never Been Prudish.

I Think My Siblings Sometimes Have To Defend Me Within Their Social Circles - They Are Both Barristers.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

I Wouldn't Say I Was Grumpy. It's More Pathological - I Have Seismic Tantrums. I Get Red In The Face And Cry At Least Three Times A Week, And I Have To Lie Down And Have A Nap Afterwards.

I'm Very Bad At Having Heroes. I Don't Rate Anyone Particularly Highly Because I'm So Snide And Competitive And Not Very Nice.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.