The Comedy I Like The

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.

I've Never Been Prudish.

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.