I Am Very Short-sighted, And

I Admire The Elsie Tanners And Barbara Windsors Of The World: People Who Have Crawled Back From The Abyss. I'm Quite Camp In That Respect.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

I've Never Been Prudish.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.