Anyone Who Has Dead Straight

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.

There Should Be More Booing In Shops And Restaurants And Places Like That When When The Service Is Bad. If You've Had A Poor Breakfast In A Hotel, You Should Put Your Knife And Fork Down And Boo.

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.