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I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

After Graduating From Flares And Platforms In The Early 1970s, I Started Drama School Wearing A Pair Of Khaki Dungarees With One Of My Dad's Army Shirts, Accessorised By A Cat's Basket Doubling As A Handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I've Got This Horrible Feeling That I'm One Of Those People Who'll Always Have To Flog Their Guts Out To Get Anywhere.

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.