I've Got This Horrible Feeling

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I've Never Been Prudish.

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.