I Don't Think I'm Successful.

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.