A Good Fart Joke Makes

I Have A Fear Of Poverty In Old Age. I Have This Vision Of Myself Living In A Skip And Eating Cat Food. It's Because I'm Freelance, And I've Never Had A Proper Job. I Don't Have A Pension, And My Savings Are Dwindling. I Always Thought Someone Would Just Come Along And Look After Me.

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.

There Should Be More Booing In Shops And Restaurants And Places Like That When When The Service Is Bad. If You've Had A Poor Breakfast In A Hotel, You Should Put Your Knife And Fork Down And Boo.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.