A Good Fart Joke Makes

I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss And Absolute Slob, And My Style Is Very Much Magistrate-meets-barmaid.

I Have A Very Solo Career. I Only Write With People That I Really Adore.

I'm Very Jealous Of My Daughter's Education. She's Been Inspired By Her Teachers, And Nobody Inspired Me As A Teenager.

I Wouldn't Say I Was Grumpy. It's More Pathological - I Have Seismic Tantrums. I Get Red In The Face And Cry At Least Three Times A Week, And I Have To Lie Down And Have A Nap Afterwards.

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face