I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of

People Often Ask Why Comedy Is Harder For Women, And The Reason Is Because A Tampon Will Sometimes Fall Out When You're On Stage. Blokes Don't Have That Worry.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Love Fashion, But I Don't Come From A Background Of Loving Clothes, And I Remember Feeling Badly Dressed From A Young Age.

The Comedy I Like The Best Is Comedy I Can't Do, Stuff That Doesn't Touch My Arena.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.