I Can Eat A Man,

I've Never Been Prudish.

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

I've Got This Horrible Feeling That I'm One Of Those People Who'll Always Have To Flog Their Guts Out To Get Anywhere.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss And Absolute Slob, And My Style Is Very Much Magistrate-meets-barmaid.