I Can Eat A Man,

I Think As Time Goes By You'll Get Female Comics Who Are Weirder - You'll Get A Female Mighty Boosh.

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.