It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

I Like To Pour My Wines For People. I Watch Their Eyes, I Can See What They'll Like. Most People Say They Don't Like Dry Wine Because They Haven't Had A Dry Wine That's Clean And Fruity, Instead Of A Big, Oaky Thing.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.