It's One Of The Tragic

It's Unlikely I'll Ever Submit To A Psychiatrist's Couch. I Don't Want Some Stranger Prowling Around Through My Psyche, Monkeying With My Id. I Don't Need An Analyst To Tell Me That I Have Never Had Any Sense Of Security. Who Has?

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.

(on Seeing A Former Lover For The First Time In Years) I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

Nobody Can Be Exactly Like Me. Sometimes Even I Have Trouble Doing It.

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.