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I Have Been Absolutely Hag-ridden With Ambition. If I Could Wish To Have Anything In The World It Would Be To Be Free Of Ambition.

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.

Of Course Cocaine Is Not Adictive, Darling. I Should Know, I've Been Doing It For Years.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.