I Have Three Phobias ...:

Working On Television Is Like Being Shot Out Of A Cannon. They Cram You All Up With Rehearsals, Then Someone Lights A Fuse And - .bang! - There You Are In Someone's Living Room.

Of Course Cocaine Is Not Adictive, Darling. I Should Know, I've Been Doing It For Years.

All My Life I've Been Terrible At Remembering People's Names. I Once Introduced A Friend Of Mine As Martini. Her Name Was Actually Olive.

Don't Think This Has Taught Me A Lesson !

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.