It's Not Enough To Say

When I Was A Kid, I Always Wanted To Live In California Because I Liked Skateboarding.

Halloween: The Day Each Year When Strangers Give You Even More Specific Reasons To Dislike Them Based On What They Are Wearing.

I'm Always Excited To Try Something I Haven't Done.

I Love Steven Wright.

The Chances Of Someone Who Looks Like Jesus Having Pot Raises Steadily, To A Point. If The Guy Is On A Cross You May Have The Wrong Guy.