I Got Into Stand Up

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

If You Want To Make A Mythical Creature, Just Take A Regular Animal And Add Wings To It. A Horse Becomes A Pegasus, A Lion Becomes A Griffin, And A Hawk... Becomes A Double Hawk.

I Just Found Out That I Have More Allies Than America!

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.