I Just Found Out That

I Do Come Across People Who Don't Like Me, Don't Like My Comedy, Don't Think It's Funny, It's Too Cutesy, Or Whatever They Hate. And It's Like, "okay. That's Your Opinion. Somebody Liked It, So That's Good." Hopefully It Balances Out.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jackets - Reversible, And Reversible But It's Hard To Zipper Up And It Looks Really Stupid.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.