You Are Ten Times More

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

I Can Move Objects With My Mind, If I Use My Hands.

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.