If Someone Throws A Pie

I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt That Said 'guess'.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

99.99% Of All Castles In America Are Located In Fish Tanks.

I Want To Launch A Globe Into Space Just To Mess With The Astronauts.

I Think They Should Put Pies On The Fronts Of Trains, So That When They Hit Something It's At Least A Little Bit Funny.