It Was Hard To Have

The Game Was Two Hours, With The Commercials. I Wish They Did That Now.

A Home Opener Is Always Exciting, No Matter If It's Home Or On The Road.

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!