I'm In No Condition To

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

I Didn't Say The Things I Said.

50% Of All Married People Are Women

Even Napoleon Had His Watergate.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.