All Pitchers Are Liars Or

Cut My Pie Into Four Pieces, I Don’t Think I Could Eat Eight.

Well, I Used To Look Like This When I Was Young And Now I Still Do.

If You Ask Me Anything I Don't Know, I'm Not Going To Answer.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

Life Is A Learning Experience, Only If You Learn.