All Pitchers Are Liars Or

I Don't Know. How Hot Is It Supposed To Be?

Responding To A Question About Remarks Attributed To Him That He Did Not Think Were His: "i Really Didn't Say Everything I Said."

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes.

Well, I Used To Look Like This When I Was Young And Now I Still Do.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.