It's Surprising How Much Wisdom

Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor Teachers Cost A Lot More.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

If You Want To Be Different Nowadays, Just Act Normal.

Conceit Is A Disease That The Doctors Got No Cure They've Done A Lot Of Research On It But What It Is, They're Still Not Sure.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.