Some Members Of Congress Ought

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

Character Is What You Have Left When You've Lost Everything You Can Lose.

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

There Are Two Kinds Of Leaders: Those Who Are Interested In The Flock, And Those Who Are Interested In The Fleece.