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Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.