Character Is What You Have

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.