Many A Wedding Takes Place

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.