A Word To The Wise

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.