It's Just Gods Way Of

The Jews Are Just Clumsy Bakers.

Minutes To Learn, A Lifetime To Master. People Just Don't Understand That

You Know, I've Occasionally Tried To Watch Other Shows Besides Scrubs, But Comparing Them Is A Bit Like Me Competing In The Special Olympics. Obviously I Would Win Without Contest, But The Point Is That They Are Trying Their Best.

I Mean, I'm A Writer, Actor, And Director. Not To Rock The Boat Or Anything, But Compare That To A Carpenter And, In The End, Who Is The Better Man?

If God Wanted Women To Be Treated Equally To Men, He'd Have Given Them Penises.