The Jews Are Just Clumsy

Minutes To Learn, A Lifetime To Master. People Just Don't Understand That

I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day Job In The World.

I Never Go Looking For Child Pornography, But I Mean, If Somebody Sends Me An Email With Some Pictures, I'm Not Going To Turn Around And Report Them.

When I Think About The Holidays, I Think About The Salvation Army Guys Ringing Bells In Front Of Stores. They're Always So Nice To You And They're Always Willing To Give A Heart To Heart Conversation. They Actually Bear The Winter Cold To Ask For Your Petty Cash With A Smile On Their Face. Fudge Those Guys.

Gay Men In L.a. Are All A Bunch Of Tens Looking For An Eleven.