The Jews Are Just Clumsy

One Time This Guy On The Street Wanted Me To Give Him A Medical Opinion, Because I'm A Doctor On Tv. I'm Also A Real Doctor. But I'm Also Zack Braff, So I Kicked Him In The Groin.

Yea, He's Alright...but He's No Zach Braff.

That Hugh Laurie Show Is Nothing But Scrubs Fan Fiction.

The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is To Want It Too Badly.

I Think The [new England] Patriots' Season Should Have An Asterisk Next To It Because Everything They're Accomplishing Is Against Teams Coached By People Other Than Me.