It's Impossible For Me To

I Like Seeing What The Comedian Thinks Is Funny, Not Just What They Think I'll Think Is Funny.

The Driving Force Behind Doing Everything That I've Been Doing As A Stand-up Is Having Problems With Authority And Not Liking To Be Told What To Do.

My Favorite Part Of Going To A Wedding Is Ruining The Wedding.

I Tell Very Mean Jokes.

When I Finished High School, I Wanted To Take All My Graduation Money And Buy Myself A Motorcycle. But My Mom Said No. See, She Had A Brother Who Died In A Horrible Motorcycle Accident When He Was 18. And I Could Just Have His Motorcycle.