It's Called Paris, Not Hilton,

I'm Just A Very Creative And Outgoing Person And I Love Being Around People And Being Around Music. It Just Gives Me Energy.

I’m An Actress, A Brand, A Businesswoman. I’m All Kinds Of Stuff.

My Kitchen Looks Like The One From My Childhood - Very Homey, With A Little Bit Of Alice In Wonderland!

My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've Got A Hot Bod; Don't Keep It To Yourself. Why Wear A Pantsuit When You Can Wear A Swimsuit?

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.