My Kitchen Looks Like The

There's So Many People Out There Who Try To Imitate What I Do But I Am The Original.

[when A John Mccain Political Campaign Video That Used Her Image] That Wrinkly White-haired Guy Used Me In His Campaign Ad, Which Means I'm Running For President. So Thanks For The Endorsement White-haired Dude, And I Want America To Know I'm Like, Totally Ready To Lead.

It's Called Paris, Not Hilton, Just Me, Because I Don't Want People To Think It's My Family's. It's Mine.

I Love Marilyn Monroe. I Think She Was The Coolest Blonde. I Think Like Me She Just Didn't Care What Anyone Thinks. She's Happy. She's Smiling. I Don't Know, I Just Always Thought She Was So Beautiful And She Just Seemed, Like, Magical.

I've Had A Lot Of People In My Past Who Were Friends With Me Just To Get Publicity. When I Was Young, My Mom Or Sister Used To Have To Point Out If Someone Was Using Me To Make A Name For Themselves – You Know, Linking Arms With Me On The Red Carpet And Trying To Get In Every Picture. But Now I Can See For Myself When Someone Is Just Hungry For Attention.