My Advice To Sarah Palin

[when A John Mccain Political Campaign Video That Used Her Image] That Wrinkly White-haired Guy Used Me In His Campaign Ad, Which Means I'm Running For President. So Thanks For The Endorsement White-haired Dude, And I Want America To Know I'm Like, Totally Ready To Lead.

There's So Many People Out There Who Try To Imitate What I Do But I Am The Original.

I Have Seen The Breakups Between People Who Love Each Other And Rush Into Getting Married Too Quickly And I Do Not Want To Make That Mistake.

I'm Totally Normal. I Think It's Obnoxious When People Demand Limos Or Bodyguards. I Eat At Mcdonald's Or Taco Bell. My Parents Always Taught Us To Be Humble. We're Not Spoiled.

I Think It's Important For Girls To Be Confident. Believe In Yourself And... Everybody's Hot.